ALL
SUSPECTS INNOCENT
PEOPLE
Bill Gates
Ghislaine Maxwell
Sex trafficking demon? Epstein’s partner in crime? Wife?
These are all probably true but all we know is she has a
tremendous pair of knockers.
Tom Hanks
ALLEGEDLEY.
Prince Andrew
Nobody, not even the royal family knows what this dusty
old fucker does. He definitely looks like he touches
kids though.
Bill Clinton
Good ol’ Bill just wants a good time. Charismatic
President, highly unreliable babysitter.
Hillary Clinton
100% innocent.
Bill Cosby
What is it with Bills and committing sexual crimes?
Inserted into the suspect list for racial
diversification and representation. Highly unlikely he
touched kids as you can’t really spike juice or milk
cartons.
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